Tweets

thebobblehat:

- Professionals

- Frat buds

- Children

(Source: tsundereslasher)


thegrandarchives:

everyone should strive to be this gucci

23casualties:

laughingsquid:

The Funniest Cities in the United States as Ranked by the Humor Research Lab at University of Colorado

I don’t know why but this is important to me.

eastflatbush:

i sell unbelievable combs.

spectromagiic:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

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jaclcfrost:

awesomeartist15:

jaclcfrost:

if someone ever makes me the godparent of their child i’m going to make sure their child grows up referring to me as their fairy godparent and believing that i am their fairy godparent

Will you wear a pointy crown and have a star wand and little fairy wings too?

no of course not don’t be ridiculous

i will have huge fairy wings


(Source: sectumsempra182)


ceasepool:

supersharpshooter1995:

my brother just came into my room so excited to show me these photos of a pigeon he met

nice


equestrianfangirlswag:

she’s so touched for a moment

(Source: kennadepoitiers)

simplyhella:

Me and my nigga mobbin

(Source: junko-style)